my blog is a direct reflection of my mood
maddi, 16, vancouver

thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

posted 4 hours ago with 3,050 notes

piewinchesters:

The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche

posted 4 hours ago with 173,916 notes

roguesquirrel:

byebyewiththebathwater:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train station

I wasn’t joking
imageimage

The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.

Ah, but you have heard of him

posted 4 hours ago with 127,191 notes

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

posted 4 hours ago with 417,579 notes

fleurdelisee:

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

posted 4 hours ago with 92,324 notes

johnlock-consulting-husbands:


This actually always made me really upset

I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.
zebablah:

is this snake fucking serious 
like was that actually fucking necessary 

seifukucat:

"this is such bullshit" yells a confused dr. frankenstein as he is forcibly removed from a body building competition

posted 4 hours ago with 3,635 notes

coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

posted 4 hours ago with 176,822 notes

megustamemes:

Titanic.

aladdinvevo:

i think im in like like with you

posted 4 hours ago with 112,180 notes

relapsin-g:

MENTAL
HEALTH
IS
JUST
AS
IMPORTANT
AS
PHYSICAL
HEALTH

posted 4 hours ago with 81,974 notes