straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow
The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche
There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train stationI wasn’t joking
The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.
Ah, but you have heard of him
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
"this is such bullshit" yells a confused dr. frankenstein as he is forcibly removed from a body building competition
There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both.